Monday, May 28, 2007

Graduation Day


Our little boy is growing up. Last Thursday, Alex had his end of year awards assembly and kindergarten graduation party. He won three awards for reading, art, and attendance. Then we went back to his classroom for cookies and ice cream. Next month, Alex will attend summer school as a FIRST GRADER!!!!!
Time flies...


Sunday, May 20, 2007

Blog Daddy Swag


For your pleasure, I have created an on-line superstore for all things Blog Daddy. The site is at CafePress.com and on it I have created some very cool apparel for my legions of fans to wear. You can access the site here or by following the link on the right of this page called Blog Daddy Swag.


Show the world how cool you are. Buy one of my t-shirts. You'll be glad you did.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Judgment Day

The Reverend Jerry Falwell died today. I'm sure his supporters believe that he is in Heaven right now. As you know, I'm a believer in Karma. Falwell collected bad Karma like a kid collects Pokemon cards. I don't think Heaven is the destiny of a man who sought to condemn anyone with beliefs other than his own. For decades Falwell dedicated himself to spreading messages of hate in the name of God. Here is a perfect example:

"I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say, 'You helped this happen.'" -- Rev Jerry Falwell, blaming civil libertarians, feminists, homosexuals, and abortion rights supporters for the terrorist attacks of Tuesday, September 11, 2001, quoted from John F Harris, "God Gave US 'What We Deserve,' Falwell Says," The Washington Post (September 14, 2001)

Heaven? Hardly. I believe the good reverend will be reincarnated as the pregnant, unwed daughter of a card carrying member of Falwell's own "Moral Majority" who decides to stop living a lie and come out of the closet only to be treated with the same intolerance Falwell advocated treating such people with. That is what I call Justice.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Bird Nerd



Counting today's exciting new discovery, I have identified 52 species of birds on or near our property in the eight years we have lived in our home. The bird of the day: a female Rose-breasted Grosbeak. I am particularly proud of this discovery because the female of the species looks nothing like the male, which makes identification especially challenging.


We have seen and heard a wide variety of avian visitors over the years. On February 13, 2005 a bald eagle sat perched in a tree a mere 50 yards from our house. Two days later, a flock of snow geese flew overhead on their way to the Arctic Circle, their summer range. Wild turkeys, barred owls, goatsuckers such as the Whip-Poor-Wills and Chuck-Will's-Widows, and dozens of songbirds have entertained us with their calls. Ruby-throated Hummingbirds have dazzled us with their agile flight. Cardinals and Summer Tanangers sport their bright red plumage while Blue jays, Blue Birds, and Indigo Buntings have a case of the Blues.


Do high gas prices and a half-hour commute to town make us feel isolated from the trappings of society? Yes, and we're loving every minute of it. In addition to the birds, we've also seen coyotes, raccoons, possums, deer, rabbits, squirrels, a flying squirrel, frogs, toads, turtles, snakes, lizards, spiders, and even a scorpion. We've smelled a few skunks, but thankfully haven't been close enough to see them! Given a choice between living near shopping and dining or living in the middle of all this nature, I'll choose life on Bud Wyman Lane everytime.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Haiku, Beer, and Ethanol

My dear friend Paul has revived his legendary Haiku writing spectacular. He hopes to write 365 haikus in as many days. Well, in just three days I have already penned 16 examples of this Eastern art form. I invite all of you to contribute to Paul's collection of poems. Remember from 5th grade:

Line One: 5 syllables
Line two: Seven Syllables
Line Three: 5 Syllables

Now, I don't speak a lick of Japanese, but I would bet that their language doesn't translate into the same amount of syllables when translated to English. So I don't know if they would accept our efforts as valid or not. Nevertheless, click on Paulie's blog to contribute to the compilation of poetry that the Violent Farmer is collecting.

Paul's Blog is called "I Wrote This When I Was Drunk." I challange you to tipe that exac phraze and punctuation wile inhebriated. No useing spellczech ether. Thats cheathing.

Yesterday, April 30, 2007 I filled my 1996 Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor that was recently modified to be a flex fuel vehicle with 18 gallons of E85 ethanol fuel. I also adorned the car with nine decals that clearly convey to the world that the car is a corn fed factory muscle car. Oh, and I paid 55 cents per gallon less than you did for your last tank of gas. Sure it will take two years of cheaper fill ups to recoup the money I spent on the conversion kit, but during that time 85% of the money I spend on fuel will go to Missouri farmers instead of the oil cartel. Put that in your exhaust pipe and smoke it.