Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Spam vs The World

I've notice that this blog has a thing for Spam (the meat not the unwanted e-mails), so I've decided to do a weekly feature called Spam vs The World.
This week Spam goes up against the reality queen heiress- Paris Hilton

Spam- can of congealed meatish substance
Paris- has a nice can

Advantage: Paris

Spam- credited with saving the Russian army
Paris- credited with various porn flicks

Advantage: Tie

Spam- has a hit Broadway play named after it "Spamalot" that gets rave reviews
Paris- was in the movie "House of Wax"

Advantage: Spam

Spam- had a mascot named "Spammy the Pig"
Paris- can spell "pig" but not "mascot"

Advantage: Spam


and there you have it in an upset Spam beats Paris Hilton in the first week of Spam vs The World

Score Card:
Spam-1
World-0

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You need to get out of the house! NOW!

Violent Farmer said...

Next week Spam vs The Suspicious Briefcase.

TheNotQuiteRightReverend said...

Special Thanks to this blog's new contributor Paulie the Violent Farmer. Brace yourselves my devoted followers- there is another mind as warped as mine with access to the internet! Keep up the good work Paul.