I've notice that this blog has a thing for Spam (the meat not the unwanted e-mails), so I've decided to do a weekly feature called Spam vs The World.
This week Spam goes up against the reality queen heiress- Paris Hilton
Spam- can of congealed meatish substance
Paris- has a nice can
Advantage: Paris
Spam- credited with saving the Russian army
Paris- credited with various porn flicks
Advantage: Tie
Spam- has a hit Broadway play named after it "Spamalot" that gets rave reviews
Paris- was in the movie "House of Wax"
Advantage: Spam
Spam- had a mascot named "Spammy the Pig"
Paris- can spell "pig" but not "mascot"
Advantage: Spam
and there you have it in an upset Spam beats Paris Hilton in the first week of Spam vs The World
Score Card:
Spam-1
World-0
3 comments:
You need to get out of the house! NOW!
Next week Spam vs The Suspicious Briefcase.
Special Thanks to this blog's new contributor Paulie the Violent Farmer. Brace yourselves my devoted followers- there is another mind as warped as mine with access to the internet! Keep up the good work Paul.
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