A Review of Episode III

My life is both complete and empty now that the Star Wars series of movies has concluded. It is complete because there is nothing left to find out about the epic story. Anakin Skywalker goes on to become a librarian. He also becomes director of Habitat for Humanity and helps people rebuild their lives. As he transforms into Darth Vader, Anakin heightens his sense of caring for others and vows to help each downtrodden individual, one starsystem at a time. But my life is empty as well because I know I will never see another new Star Wars movie as long as I live. What else is there to live for, really? Family? Friends? Please! "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!"