Week #2 Contest Winner and Losers

Okay people. I get it. You do not wish to participate in a meaningful, philosophical discussion. My mother is the winner this week, not because her contribution was an earth-shattering revelation affecting the future of civilization as we know it (although she did enlighten us with her justification for NEVER obeying the speed limit). Rather she is the week #2 contest winner because she was the only soul brave enough to put forth an effort to enrich our lives with some intellectual discourse. Therefore, Mommy wins the can of Spam while the rest of you are left to wallow in your own cerebral waste. Happy Mother's Day Mama!