Hugh Hefner may have figured out an exit strategy for Iraq. U.S. Air Force Staff Sergeant Michelle Manhart posed nude in Playboy magazine recently. The loving wife and mother of two who has served her country faithfully during her enlistment in the armed forces has been relieved of her duties for posing for the photos. Apparently, even during war-time, it is just that easy to get out of having to serve in Iraq (or anywhere else for that matter.) Although Sgt. Manhart was not serving in Iraq, she will no longer be available to be deployed there to help out our war-weary troops. (At least they can get a morale boost by looking at her pictorial.) Therefore, in order to get our troops out of harm's way, we need only to send the photographers from Playboy magazine to take a nude photo of each service member currently or soon to be deployed to Iraq. When the Pentagon decides that the troops' conduct is not up to the high standards of our military as they claimed in Michelle's case, they will all be relieved of their duties too.
Hef for Prez in '08!
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