After two EKGs, an ultrasound, a stress test, and bloodwork, it has been determined by a bona fide cardiologist that my irregular heart beat is nothing to worry about and that I am perfectly healthy.
"Your bloodwork came back absolutely perfect. It is exactly what you want to see in a man your age. I couldn't be more pleased with the results," the good doctor said.
"Great," my wife sighed. "Now I have to hear about how perfect you are for the next year or so."
She's just jealous because I eat like a human garbage disposal, rarely exercise, and manage to keep my cholesterol levels perfect.
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful- and healthy."
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I guess I am glad that you are healthy dear but the competitive streak in me still wants to have better blood pressure, cholesterol, etc. than you. I secretly want you to have bad results. I can't let you win! I think that says something about me but I don't really want to explore that further at this time.
Your sexy wife :)
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