After the man takes a quick look around the store he asks, "You don't sell geckos?"
"No we don't sell animals here."
"Do you know who does?"
(I told him how to get to the nearest pet store.)
"Well, I was driving by and I saw your sign that said 'Doggie Empawrium' and I thought for sure you would have geckos."
"Huh. (And when you see a sign that reads 'OB-GYN', do you think for sure that they would have strippers?) Well, thanks for stopping in!"
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