Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Proof that Walmart Owns Mizzou


As if it weren't already obvious that the Walton family (including the Lauries and Kroenkes) owns half the town of Columbia including three existing Walmarts while ground is being broken to build a second and third Walmart Supercenter, they have proven that they also own the Mizzou athletic department. After paying $25 million to build the Paige Sports Arena for MU, the Laurie family was naturally upset when they were forced to relinquish the naming rights to the new complex after learning that their daughter, whom the arena was named after, cheated her way through college. Spencer Laurie, another heir to the Walmart fortune, played ball for the Tigers during the same time period. Oh yeah, Josh Kroenke, another heir to Sam Walton's billions did too. Now we have conclusive photographic evidence to show that even though Quin Snyder is not on the MU payroll anymore, he is still working for the Waltons.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't you just feel so bad for the boy...7 years making over a million, a severance package worth over half a mill and he QUIT????Where can I go to quit and get half a mill?

Anonymous said...

I love the picture. It just cracks me up. The guys at the store liked it too and it is now on one of their computers as a screen saver. Thanks for making our day. (We are hard up for fun at the paint store. Can you tell?)

TheNotQuiteRightReverend said...

It's on my computer's wallpaper too. This picture is spreading like wildfire over the internet. It should win some kind of award.