In addition to receiving a valuable and beautiful certificate of ownership of the Tailgatin' Truck on which a watermark depicting a scene from a tailgate party that took place a few years ago attended by Grant Barnes, John Briscoe, Bill Herrin, a couple of State Troopers, and many others, I will provide at no cost to the shareholders ice cold beer at every home football game that I am able to attend. (Shareholders with battle tested livers are encouraged to bring a buffer.)
Partial ownership of a bitchin' tailgatin' truck AND frothy beverages all for $25?! That's too good to pass up.
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