Save Screech!

Once upon a time, there was a cheesy TV show on NBC every Saturday morning. It was called "Saved by the Bell." All of the principle actors moved on to other decent roles after the show's demise (Showgirls, Fastlane, 90210, Days of Our Lives, etc) with the exception of Dustin "Screech" Diamond. If evidence of his waning popularity after the show's cancellation is needed, look no further than the fact the Paul & The Violent Farmers turned down an invitation to be his opening act at a gig at Deja Vu Comedy Club in Columbia Mo. It seems that things have gone from bad to worse for Screech recently. Due to several factors in and out of his control, Screech is in jeopardy of losing his house to a forclosure. He has set up a website to raise awareness and funds to save his home.

Won't you do your part to help the ugly duckling of the Saved by the Bell family? Lord knows that if Screech had the good looks of his co-stars, he wouldn't be in this situation today. Damn you Tiffany Amber-Theissen! Save Screech!