Thursday, June 30, 2005

Why Paul Grew up to be a Violent Farmer


Poor Paulie! If bagging you up for a trip to the ice cream parlor was your mother's idea of Summer Fun, then its no wonder you turned out the way you did. Did she have the bag because she was afraid you or the ice cream would leak on the way home? If this is a suggestion for what I could do in my Summer of Travis, (it does look like fun), then please tell me where I could buy a Chinese baby. Do they come in bags or do I need to bring my own?

2 comments:

Violent Farmer said...

What do you mean by "turned out the way I did".

TheNotQuiteRightReverend said...

I mean, your mother helped you become a fine, outstanding citizen.